Boat Guy and the Tourist

A tourist asked a boat guy, “Do u know Biology, Psychology, Geography,Geology and Criminology?

The boat guy said, NO....

The tourist then asked, “What the hell do u know on the face of this earth? U will die of illiteracy!

After a while the boat started sinking.

The boatman asked the tourist, Do u know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodilogy?

The tourist said, NO!

The boat guy replied, Well today u will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Assology and u will Dieology because of your Badmouthology.