A tourist asked a boat guy, â€œDo u know Biology, Psychology, Geography,Geology and Criminology?
The boat guy said, NO....
The tourist then asked, â€œWhat the hell do u know on the face of this earth? U will die of illiteracy!
After a while the boat started sinking.
The boatman asked the tourist, Do u know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodilogy?
The tourist said, NO!
The boat guy replied, Well today u will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Assology and u will Dieology because of your Badmouthology.