A boy asked an evangelist, "Does the soul go to heaven clothed or naked?"
— The evangelist, "Naked; there is no need for clothes in heaven."
— "The soul must get cold way up in heaven since it has no clothes."
— "No, the soul cannot feel the cold as it cannot feel anything."
— "If the soul will not feel the cold in heaven, how is it you say the soul will feel the heat in hell?"
To this the evangelist had no response.